As young boys, we all watched our share of Fashion Television as the only source of occasional daytime pornography - the see-through and altogether "popping out" fits were those rare gems that made it all worth it. Fortunately, there was some entertainment between stray boob runway walk jiggle - the freaks!

How crazy is THIS? Ok whatever she’s just hot, sue me.

“The corsage had better match my dress, dipsh*t.”

It's like a cheerleader for the Donny Darko bunny.

1KrazyKorean’s girlfriend?

Hexadecimal from Reboot, on the weekend.

Step One: Rob bank
Step Two: Hide cash in trash bag
Step Three: Hide self in trash bag suit
Step Four: Escape during trash pickup

Step Five: Salvage dignity

Let your girlfriend buy jewelry before you let her buy any of this crap!